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Canadian student, with the loyalty to train of thought as minimal as possible. Everything from gags, fandoms, news and odd posts. But that's tumblr - nothing new.

sassminsterabbey:

the-galway-girl:

imperfectwriting:

smalldoll:

If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods

If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

I am a vegan, and I support this message.

wow nice vegans exist, here have some carrots nice vegan

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1 hour ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 225,041 notes
moniquill:

mscoolcat:

This dog could not give any less of a fuck.

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

moniquill:

mscoolcat:

This dog could not give any less of a fuck.

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!

Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

1 hour ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 39,764 notes
a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

1 hour ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 173,860 notes

nitemarephantom:

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace

1 hour ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 73,386 notes
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green-postit:

halfhardtorock:

green-postit:

DID CHRIS PINE JUST GRAB ANTON’S ASS???

omg, he totally did.

It’s Pine’s fucking smirk right as he does it that’s killing me.

green-postit:

halfhardtorock:

green-postit:

DID CHRIS PINE JUST GRAB ANTON’S ASS???

omg, he totally did.

It’s Pine’s fucking smirk right as he does it that’s killing me.

2 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 9,101 notes
feng-huang:

barackfuckingobama:

heavywoodenbox:

beelzebosss:

In the nineteenth century, a morbid and curious custom has spread to various parts of the world: the photos were ”Post Mortem”.”Post Mortem” comes from Latin, meaning after death.The photos ”Post Mortem” apparently originated in England, when Queen Victoria asked to photograph the corpse of an acquaintance or a relative, so she can keep as a souvenir.soon after, this idea spread around the world, keeping a morbid reminder of loved ones that have passed on.Even today, as strange as it may seem, some places still have this custom.
The girl who is standing in the photo is the one who is dead.
This is a classic example of photographic art. 
Notice the hands

for people wondering how the corpse is standing up, there is a posing stand supporting the body it’s very hard to see but the stand is supporting the neck, arms and back.

the girl in this picture has her eyes open, but in some cases the photographer will paint pupils on the eye lids to make it seem like they are wide awake

Have some historical, non-fiction creepypasta.

I’ve studied about these pictures not too long ago.
One of the reasons they were so popular was that, while protography started to become popular at that time, it was still expensive, and sometimes the families couldn’t pay for take pictures of their children or other relatives often. So, they did it when said people died so, this way, they would have at least one memento of them.
Sometimes, the photos themselves were painted, to make the corpses look a little more “alive”. A lot of manipulation techniques were used.

feng-huang:

barackfuckingobama:

heavywoodenbox:

beelzebosss:

In the nineteenth century, a morbid and curious custom has spread to various parts of the world: the photos were Post Mortem.
Post Mortem comes from Latin, meaning after death.

The photos Post Mortem apparently originated in England, when Queen Victoria asked to photograph the corpse of an acquaintance or a relative, so she can keep as a souvenir.
soon after, this idea spread around the world, keeping a morbid reminder of loved ones that have passed on.

Even today, as strange as it may seem, some places still have this custom.

The girl who is standing in the photo is the one who is dead.

This is a classic example of photographic art. 

Notice the hands

for people wondering how the corpse is standing up, there is a posing stand supporting the body it’s very hard to see but the stand is supporting the neck, arms and back.

image

the girl in this picture has her eyes open, but in some cases the photographer will paint pupils on the eye lids to make it seem like they are wide awake

Have some historical, non-fiction creepypasta.

I’ve studied about these pictures not too long ago.

One of the reasons they were so popular was that, while protography started to become popular at that time, it was still expensive, and sometimes the families couldn’t pay for take pictures of their children or other relatives often. So, they did it when said people died so, this way, they would have at least one memento of them.

Sometimes, the photos themselves were painted, to make the corpses look a little more “alive”. A lot of manipulation techniques were used.

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